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Made famous by Brookside, this was Jimmy Corkhill’s put-down of choice. The word has two possible origins - one theory is that it’s an abbreviation of the 1950s Unemployment Dividend and was used to describe someone who didn’t have a job. But what better way to spend a rainy Fathers Day than reading 46 of the most hilarious your da jokes you sent in. Receive newsletters with the latest news, sport and what's on updates from the Liverpool ECHO by signing up here Everyone’s favourite brekkie radio queen, Leanne Campbell made the most funny scouser list. Teaming up with Scott Hughes to bring you the days news and not end up in stitches at least 5 times a show is standard for the multi-talented Leanne. Not content with giving us a giggle in the mornings, her podcast, Ladies of Liverpool has made us howl laughing, cry tears of empathy and marvel at the amazing women of this city. Stan Boardman
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. The first passenger is Cristiano Ronaldo: I’m the world’s best footballer, and my fans still need me. He takes one parachute and jumps. A policeman stops a suspected drunk driver and asks him to take a breath test, the driver pulls out a medical card that says, “This man is asthmatic please do not take his breath.’ So the policeman asks him to take a blood test, the man then pulls out another card which read ‘This man is anemic, please do not take his blood.”Ye da sits at the top of the stairs and pretends he's The Chaser' - Ste Swift (and pretty much everyone else) Despite its illustrious history and optimistic future, Arsenal has seen periods of drought in recent years when it comes to major trophies. This has led to a surge in jokes and banter aimed at the club, with rival fans often poking fun at Arsenal’s recent challenges. The camaraderie and playful competitiveness of football culture mean these jokes are almost a rite of passage, reflecting the highs and lows of supporting a team. Mauro Icardi was cheered by Inter Milan when he missed a penalty against Cagliari after he criticized the fans in his autobiography. Paul McHugh, a gym instructor at Lifestyles Alsop Fitness Centre in Walton, died suddenly on Saturday night (October 21) after coming home from the Liverpool v Everton match. Paul, 37, had a four-year-old daughter called Sienna and had recently bought a house in West Derby with his partner Megan.
The Afghan striker was a little puzzled by this and summed up the courage to say “Excuse me, Mr. Erik ten Hag, but I speak very good English.” I see the players come here today, one or two players come out in the second half having a laugh and a joke - they’re one nil down at Anfield having a laugh and joke with some of the Anfield staff, goalkeeping coach - I don’t like to see all that rubbish. The Gunners fan was thinking: 'That Spurs fan must have kissed Megan Fox who went to slap him, missed him and slapped me instead.' Rebecca Devin wrote: "We have lost a true legend. Lost for words, what a lovely friend. I feel privileged to have known him and got to know his amazing personality. He was everyone's friend and made everyone feel so welcome. Totally devastated and miss him so much already."Former United defender Neville said: “The second half has been an absolute disgrace, a shambles, epitomised by no-one more than the captain, Bruno Fernandes, who I think has been embarrassing at times in this game. Away fans are advised when driving down Alex Ferguson Road, not to forget to add 9 minutes to their journey.
Queen Elizabeth sat through Hitler, the Cold war, and the threat of Nuclear war but watching Ronaldo play in the Europa League is where she drew the line. Presentations? I understand maybe one or two but there were maybe four or five? Again, you look at half-time, a couple players walking down the tunnel and having a laugh and a joke at Anfield - you’re here to work. This is serious business, this is big boy stuff. The third passenger was Mikel Arteta: I am the Manager of Arsenal FC and I am one of the most creative, most intelligent, and well-remembered football players. He takes one and jumps. From selling Avon to pretending to be The Chaser, there were some classic 'your da' jokes that everyone suggested.
Paul Kavanagh shared his joke: “Remember when plastic surgery was taboo ?,Now if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow. One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" These were all the best Everton jokes after their dramatic 4-0 defeat to Liverpool in the Merseyside derby on Wednesday night. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? My daddy is a dancer at a gay bar. He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sexual acts on them.'
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